Definitions by Mrs Malaprop

mosquito 

Merchant Of Some Quite Unnecessary Irritating Trashy Object (acronym)

Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.

mosquito by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013

MOLD 

Male Obsessive Lawnmowing Disorder

warning to all wives with husbands over 40: be vigilant for signs of MOLD it is severely contagious. Symptoms include spending all weekend sitting on lawn mower to avoid conversation and anxious fidgeting if weather or social interaction prevents aforementioned activity.

MOLD by Mrs Malaprop September 18, 2013