Definitions by MrGuyIsMyName
Pokémon Scalper
Pokémon scalpers are dirty Discord moderators who hoard retail stock to tax casuals and collectors. They clear out shelves using by camping stores, creating fake scarcity just to list cardboard on eBay at a massive markup.
"John: Oh look, Dave managed to buy the very last Elite Trainer Box in the entire city, marked it up by 300% on Facebook Marketplace, and is calling himself an 'entrepreneur.' Truly, a modern-day business visionary.
Bob: Ever heard of the term Pokémon scalper?"
Bob: Ever heard of the term Pokémon scalper?"
Pokémon Scalper by MrGuyIsMyName June 3, 2026