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Debra

In a word, she is an enigma. Debra: meaning 'gregarious' in latin. D = Dynamic E = Eccentric B = Better R = Rampant A = Amorous . Debra is probably the coolest girl around but she won't tell you that. She even wears yellow kicks sometimes, but watch out, they may be purple when you do a double take. She is the kind of girl you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 Pikachus with cholera laced arrows. She spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays doing everyone's homework, and Weekends writing prize winning novels. If you even think you can top that, you're obviously on acid. She can tell you what color your underwear is by looking into your eyes. She can eat a hamburger in one bite, and is wanted in 122 countries by most men. She carries a desk lamp with her at all times. She can lick her own elbow and other peoples' too. Scientists have said that she is so hot that she may be the main reason for global warming. She is in the guinness book of world records for completing the most jumping jacks in a row (3,126,253).

Dude: Did you see that girl?
Carl: Nah, Dude, who?
Dude: Taio Cruz, Drake, Justin Timberlake, and Batman just asked her out and she said no!
Carl: Word?! She must be a Debra!

by MrBinoculars January 6, 2011