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Definitions by Mr.crispy

Mongolian tickle torture 

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.
Mongolian tickle torture is agonizing

Crubus englace 

When a Mexican attempts to cross the border but fails before he even starts.
Nerd you got crubus englaced.
Crubus englace by Mr.crispy August 24, 2020

Clinktail smoothie 

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.
Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!