red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.
Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito
by Mr. Whipple June 04, 2006
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squeeze the charmin

to take a dump or shit.
After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.
by Mr. Whipple March 14, 2006
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