Definitions by Mr. Whipple

red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.

Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito

red burrito by Mr. Whipple June 11, 2006

squeeze the charmin 

to take a dump or shit.

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.

squeeze the charmin by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006