Mr. Wet Jumper's definitions

Foagle

someone that angers you so much that you could shove a lemon down their throat

That foagle just stole my Mac’n’Cheese

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 25, 2019

Lemon-eater

someone that is so cool that you would give all your lemons to them

The lemon-eater had such a wet jumper that I couldn’t contain my enthusiasm

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture

Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019