Mr. Wet Jumper's definitions

Lemon-eater

someone that is so cool that you would give all your lemons to them

The lemon-eater had such a wet jumper that I couldn’t contain my enthusiasm

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture

Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

Foagle

someone that angers you so much that you could shove a lemon down their throat

That foagle just stole my Mac’n’Cheese

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 25, 2019