1 definition by Mr. Weinberg
If you don't get into this school then you should question your life decisions. Make sure you are there by 8:15 if you want your phone. This is a last resort school for broke Jews who cannot afford other yeshivas. A school for basic queens bukharian kids who don't know how to act. Nic is an essential school supply for bathrooms. Don't get caught skipping any classes, smoking, or without uniform with Rabbi Friedler snooping the halls. He can smell you breaking the rules from his office. Rabbi Gellers chulant includes basic chulant ingredients like dead cat, racoon, and any roadkill on queens blvd. It causes stomach viruses and all sorts of pain throughout your body. Don't get caught even speaking to a female specimen without people thinking ya'll are fucking or hooking up. Last of all we cannot forget that grumpy mf Rabbi Freilich who be walking around growling in the halls about going to class.
by Mr. Weinberg October 1, 2022