Definitions by Mr. Vektor

sockpuppet 

An attempt by a person banned from a forum to circumvent the ban by creating a new account under a new identity.

This new user sounds strangely familiar.
That's because he's actually a sockpuppet for that asshole we banned last week.

sockpuppet by Mr. Vektor March 11, 2010

mermaid 

A fish with the upper body of a female porn star.

Hey, you've got a dark spot on your trunks. What's up with that?
That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.

mermaid by Mr. Vektor March 3, 2010