The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.
We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.
by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020
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Futzive

Pointless, Unserious

A made up word based on the word "futz" (to waste time aimlessly) that was created to pad out a list of words in a Christmas letter that start with the letter F that also meant things like facetious, farcical, foolish or frivolous.
Reading a Christmas letter of lies and nonsequiters was a waste of time and futzive but it was funny when I looked up a word I didn't know and ended up here getting roasted again.
by Mr. Trey December 19, 2024
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