Definitions by Mr. Toastman
Saltine Oyster
Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!
Saltine Oyster by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011
Fro fuck
The act of running my dick through the sweet entangled fluffy puffyness that makes up the "afro" hair style.
Matt, your sweet ginger fro looks so beautiful. I just want to fro fuck the shit out of your hair. Just thinking about my dick getting caught in your sweet red curls makes me wish they never invented hair conditioner.
Fro fuck by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011