Mr. Stiffy's definitions

furby

a small, annoying, fur-covered dreature that used to be a popular toy with children. The main reason people buy furbies nowadays is to destroy them with a group of pals. Furbies are demonic little bastards that deserve to die. Seriously, furbies are satanic and they should all be smashed with a sledgehammer.

Common methods of killing furbies include microwaving them, dousing them in gasoline and setting them on fire, holding matches under the circutboard to fry the circuts and make he furby make a sound similar to a copy machine, running them over with SUVs, smashing them with sledgehammers, drilling them, blowing them up with firecrackers, bashing them against brick walls, pissing on them, putting them on railroad tracks, bitch-slapping them, feeding them to hungry cats and dissolving them in muriatic acid.

I personally recommend putting them in microwaves.

by Mr. Stiffy October 16, 2007