Definitions by Mr. Squang

Are you my mommy? 

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.

You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"

Are you my mommy? by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

The "T" key is gone 

It is biblical. If the "T" key is gone then the world will end...*hint hint* 2012!!!!

"OMG, THE "T" KEY IS GONE!!!!"
"Were screwed!!!!.....well in 2012 we are.....man that sucks...."

The "T" key is gone by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

Nautical Munched 

Something you say when you get your ass kicked by a robot. Usually used when playing Armored Core.

"Dude, I just got Nautical Munched......man that sucks...."

Nautical Munched by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

Crabscwaffle 

Running around sideways itching your crotch shouting: "I HAVE CRABS!!!" and screaming.

Person one: "David's doing a crabscwaffle"
Person two: "What?"
David: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE CRABS!!!!!"

Crabscwaffle by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009