Mr. Squang's definitions

Crabscwaffle

Running around sideways itching your crotch shouting: "I HAVE CRABS!!!" and screaming.

Person one: "David's doing a crabscwaffle"
Person two: "What?"
David: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE CRABS!!!!!"

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

Are you my mommy?

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.

You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

Nautical Munched

Something you say when you get your ass kicked by a robot. Usually used when playing Armored Core.

"Dude, I just got Nautical Munched......man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

The "T" key is gone

It is biblical. If the "T" key is gone then the world will end...*hint hint* 2012!!!!

"OMG, THE "T" KEY IS GONE!!!!"
"Were screwed!!!!.....well in 2012 we are.....man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009