2 definitions by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein
Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)
v.
1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
v.
1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.
by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010
Originated in Southern Oregon in the early 1990's, the word 'shlarf' was used in such fashion...
Man, I'd like her to shlarf my dode.
Come on baby, would you please shlarf my pink spoke hole?
Man, I'd like her to shlarf my dode.
Come on baby, would you please shlarf my pink spoke hole?
by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010