Definitions by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire

Brampton Car Crash 

An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.

“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”

Brampton Car Crash by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021

Winnipeg Check 

The act of carefully scanning any public seating area in Winnipeg for danger.

“Dude, did you hear about Marvin? He was stabbed to death with a spoon by a deranged vagrant.”

“Anytime you go to Portage Place, you’ve got to do a Winnipeg Check.”

Winnipeg Check by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021