The act of decorating a loved ones property, usually their car, with excessive items (window marker messages, silly string, bows, ribbons, flowers, etc.) meant to publicly display your affection for your loved one in the most obnoxious way possible.
My coworkers and I were heading to lunch when we discovered that my girlfriend had totally vandaloved my brand new car with bows and ribbons and a huge I LOVE U written on the windshield!
by Mr. Richie February 18, 2014
Fuzzkill: the act of enthusiastically stomping out of existence what appears to be a bug, but turns out to be a harmless piece of lint.
by Mr. Richie September 28, 2017