Skinny chick -What are you getting for lunch?
Fat chick -I was thinking about a McSurf and Turf
Skinny chick -No wonder your so fat
Fat chick -I was thinking about a McSurf and Turf
Skinny chick -No wonder your so fat
by Mr. Peterson January 05, 2007

Mark: Your mom is hot, too bad your dad is boning another woman
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!
by Mr. Peterson August 31, 2008

A break off of the Opti-fast diet.
The shake diet is eating only five shakes a day that are 180 calories.
The shake diet is eating only five shakes a day that are 180 calories.
by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007

On a cleanup after everyone thinks they have everything in the truck, someone goes back in to do one last thorough check.
by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007
