Mr. Peterson's definitions

cock sucker pads

a term used in construction for knee pads

hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

idiot check

On a cleanup after everyone thinks they have everything in the truck, someone goes back in to do one last thorough check.

Hey Scott go do an Idiot Check so we can get the hell out of here!

by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007

Scott Job

There are 3 types of Scott Jobs

1:Impossible
2:Free
3:The impossible for free

Employee 1: what are we doing today?
Employee 2: we have a Scott Job this morning
Employee 1: sweet I didn't want to go home anyway today!

by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007

shake diet

A break off of the Opti-fast diet.
The shake diet is eating only five shakes a day that are 180 calories.

I lost 28 pounds on the shake diet, and now i am going to kill jared.

by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007