Mr. Peterson's definitions

idiot check

On a cleanup after everyone thinks they have everything in the truck, someone goes back in to do one last thorough check.

Hey Scott go do an Idiot Check so we can get the hell out of here!

by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007

shake diet

A break off of the Opti-fast diet.
The shake diet is eating only five shakes a day that are 180 calories.

I lost 28 pounds on the shake diet, and now i am going to kill jared.

by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007

my dog ate a bagel

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

Scott Job

There are 3 types of Scott Jobs

1:Impossible
2:Free
3:The impossible for free

Employee 1: what are we doing today?
Employee 2: we have a Scott Job this morning
Employee 1: sweet I didn't want to go home anyway today!

by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007