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cock sucker pads

hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.
by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008
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Scott Job

There are 3 types of Scott Jobs

1:Impossible
2:Free
3:The impossible for free
Employee 1: what are we doing today?
Employee 2: we have a Scott Job this morning
Employee 1: sweet I didn't want to go home anyway today!
by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007
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Bill Gates

CEO of the company Microsoft, a company that produces products for Personal Computers. Most notable products are the Windows Series Operating Systems (the current one as of June 2005 is Windows XP) and software and hardware for Personal Computers, as well a video game console called the X-Box.

Bill Gates is obscenely wealthy, and is the richest man in the world, as well as one of the most powerful. Due to negative media and dumbass rumors, Bill Gates has a bad image, even though he donates more to AIDs chairities than any other two celeberties combined. He also has several scholarship programs up, such as the Bill and Linda Gates Minority Scholorship.

The Operating System Windows is a good OS, if sometimes a little frustrating. It's easily accessable for the more mainstream user, however the OS is probably as smart as the user and is therefore called such (horribly thought out) insults as "gay" and "piece of junk!!11!!) It however has the largest amount of games on it with classics such as Half-Life, Unreal Tournament, and Fallout.
Bill Gates is a good man despite gossip and media.
by Mr. Peterson July 15, 2008
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shake diet

A break off of the Opti-fast diet.
The shake diet is eating only five shakes a day that are 180 calories.
I lost 28 pounds on the shake diet, and now i am going to kill jared.
by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007
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