Definitions by Mr. Ormaack

Mexican Bar Mitzvah 

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.

Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.

Mexican Bar Mitzvah by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015