Definitions by Mr. NoFace

Lesbians 

God's way of making up for all the world's ugly girls.

God: "Jeez... sorry for all those ugly chicks down there-- I got something that'll make you guys feel better." <--(how lesbians were created.)

Lesbians by Mr. NoFace January 20, 2009

Sapphic Erotica 

A website which will make you jizz.

"Dude, I just went to Sapphic Erotica and I jizzed."

Sapphic Erotica by Mr. NoFace January 20, 2009

Odontarrupophobia 

Odontarrupophobia (from Odonto-, "teeth/tooth" and from Greek: arrupos, "cleaning/cleanse") is a fear of toothbrushes or the cleaning of teeth.

This disorder dates back to 1969, when the earliest recorded human of having Odontarrupophobia, Bob Nofacerwitsen, tried to publish a book informing people about the "great sinister evil" of toothbrushes and how you can help get rid of them forever.

"Get that fucking toothbrush away from me!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW I HAVE 'Odontarrupophobia'?!?!!?!" =P

Odontarrupophobia by Mr. NoFace April 3, 2008