Mr. Mercutio's definitions

Agnes McPhail

(verb) To hurl someone over one's shoulder and through a brick wall, and then high-five an old person in celebration.

Man, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to go Agnes McPhail him right now.

by Mr. Mercutio May 29, 2009

Spockcest

A term describing sexual congress between Spock and Spock Prime, the two versions of Spock as defined by the latest Star Trek film.

After seeing Star Trek, I immediately sat down and wrote some Spockcest fanfiction.

by Mr. Mercutio May 15, 2009