Definitions by Mr. Loremaster

Mr. Crime 

A Mr. Mime who has given up performing and resorted to a life of crime. Examples include, extortion, money laundering, drug dealing and abducting children to work in his sweatshop from 9-5 - knitting, stitching and printing Pikachu merchandise.

"Bobby! Meet our new neighbour. Mr...?"

"Crime. Call me Crime."

*Mr. Crime looks at Bobby with a glare in his eyes"

"Shake the man's hand for God sakes, Bobby!"

Mr. Crime by Mr. Loremaster March 3, 2020

Diabeating 

Divine punishment dispensed by the Lord himself when you forget to take your insulin jab/diabetes medication. Chance of survival is confirmed to be extremely low - like the person's blood sugar levels.

An example of a gentleman's impending Diabeating -

"Work's over! Time to leave the office I gue--"

*sudden realisation that diabetes medication was not taken*

"I had a good run."

Diabeating by Mr. Loremaster March 3, 2020