Mr. John Chu 's definitions

shower run

When a major rainstorm outside prompts a well deserved shower run. Consists of one lathering soap onto themselves and then putting on swimwear. Said person goes outside and runs in the rain rendering them clean once returning home.

This rainstorm coming in should be strong enough to get in a nice shower run before work.

by Mr. John Chu February 17, 2017

Clearance Shot

When you are so turned on during masturbation that you blow your entire load in one sitting, effectively making it painful to masturbate the rest of the day. In other words, in one shot you've cleared your load

"Did you and Jessica do it?"
"Nah man she teased me and I went into the bathroom and had a total clearance shot"

by Mr. John Chu July 26, 2016