Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.
Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.
by Mr. Jackson March 04, 2006
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Lilek

Intensely erotic; sexy
Sam is the most lilek person alive he is basically skipping sex
by Mr. Jackson November 12, 2007
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