Definitions by Mr. Jackson

Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.

Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.

Shampooing the Carpets by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008

Lilek 

Intensely erotic; sexy

Sam is the most lilek person alive he is basically skipping sex

Lilek by Mr. Jackson December 5, 2007