Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Homophobia

The fear of the cornhole bandit.

that Butt Pirate seems to be enhancing my homophobia.

by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Homophobia

The fear of getting someone elses poop in your butt via a cornhole bandit.

That guy must have homophobia. He has a cork in his butt.

by Mr. Homophobia June 9, 2023