Definitions by Mr. Gazelle

Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.

Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.

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Where an apparently harmless invite to play a certain App Store game is actually a code word for an invite to fudge pack or donut punch.

Bryant just invited me to play cookie jam. Uh oh... We all know what that means.

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