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Definitions by Mr. FuckOff

Bromophobia 

The fear of bros, usually occurring when you realize all bros are secretly gay and then you're thus a homophobe as well
Rajiv: Me and my bros like to give each other blowjobs, but Ricky doesn't like it

Mort: How come?

Rajiv: because Ricky has bromophobia!
Bromophobia by Mr. FuckOff December 22, 2009

Urban Fucktionary 

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Urban Fucktionary by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009

Klondyke 

A dyke from Canada, especially northern Canada
"Did you see that klondyke going to the Tim Horton's yesterday? Fucking Eh"
Klondyke by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009