Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

Urbanite

1)Someone who knows of the "urban language/slang" well
2)A person who subscribes to the Urban Dictionary website
3)One who visits the Urban Dictionary website daily:URBAN OBSESIVE

"Yeah, i go to the site like everyday. I know, I'm an Urbanite"

by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009