AAAAAAEEEEEEEUUUUUGGGHHHH!!

A sound of agony.

I wonder what will happen if I eat scissors! AAAAAAEEEEEEEUUUUUGGGHHHH!!

by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.

Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Shmoomfing

Shmoomfing(ʃmumfɪŋ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.

Your dog, Hubert Humphrey, keeps shmoomfing me!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Eggert

Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.

That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Plum

The fruit plum.

I eat plums.

by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

Plorpusing

When a large seal takes a nap on a rock & it's body shifts down to the shape of a semicircle.

All of these Seals are Plorpusing!

by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024