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teeball

Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."
by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006
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Osteentatious

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.
Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.
by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017
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Park Slope Speedball

Combination of Xanax and Starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.
Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball
by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016
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