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Definitions by Mr. Dyche

bleach the kangaroo skull 

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.
definition: meat. Most likely a steak.
"Get that limpwristed side salad outta my face! You know I'm on all tofaux diet these days."
tofaux by Mr. Dyche November 28, 2007
Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."
teeball by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006