Mr. Dyche's definitions

Osteentatious

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.

Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.

by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

tofaux

definition: meat. Most likely a steak.

"Get that limpwristed side salad outta my face! You know I'm on all tofaux diet these days."

by Mr. Dyche November 28, 2007

Park Slope Speedball

Combination of Xanax and Starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.

Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball

by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016