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teeball

Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."
by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006
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Delay Technique

It's what a guy has to utilize in order to slow down ejaculation. Generally thought of as something that, once imagined, means it's impossible to come. Use your imagination.
Hooked up with this model last night ... Had to pull out the ol' delay technique to make it to the 5 minute mark.
by Mr. Dyche April 2, 2025
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tofaux

definition: meat. Most likely a steak.
"Get that limpwristed side salad outta my face! You know I'm on all tofaux diet these days."
by Mr. Dyche November 28, 2007
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