Mr. Dyche's definitions

Delay Technique

It's what a guy has to utilize in order to slow down ejaculation. Generally thought of as something that, once imagined, means it's impossible to come. Use your imagination.

Hooked up with this model last night ... Had to pull out the ol' delay technique to make it to the 5 minute mark.

by Mr. Dyche April 2, 2025

bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.

I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009

tofaux

definition: meat. Most likely a steak.

"Get that limpwristed side salad outta my face! You know I'm on all tofaux diet these days."

by Mr. Dyche November 28, 2007