Definitions by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil

Bass Cannon 

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

Bass Cannon by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

Bass Cannon 

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

Bass Cannon by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

Bass Cannon 

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

Bass Cannon by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016