Definitions by Mr. Doses
Holbrook Derailment
When a woman is engaging in anal sex with multiple partners, and accidentally defecates on the still erect locomotive of the final man standing.
Bro 1 “Dude Buster’s mom was pulling trains last night. I got there late and went last. As I was pulling out she shits on my dick.”
Bro 2 “Damn dude, Buster’s mom gaves you a Holbrook Derailment.”
Bro 2 “Damn dude, Buster’s mom gaves you a Holbrook Derailment.”
Holbrook Derailment by Mr. Doses May 15, 2024
NSFW
Your response to the asshat at work who threatens to report you to management simply because you're watching the Asian girl on girl classic "Enter the Tongue" on your work computer during office hours.
Asshat: "Pornography is never allowed here. I must inform Mr. Williams."
You: "NSFW! Not so fast Wanker," as you close the office door and reach for the stapler.
Asshat: "Pornography is never allowed here. I must inform Mr. Williams."
You: "NSFW! Not so fast Wanker," as you close the office door and reach for the stapler.
Fish Flap Frenzy
" Ula Mae, when I see your attitude improve I'll be back to gives you some cock." I says. "In the mean time don't throw a Fish Flap Frenzy Fraulein."
Fish Flap Frenzy by Mr. Doses June 24, 2018