Mr. Deplorable 's definitions

Vacation

A cocktail consisting of Fresca, Bombay Sapphire gin, and a splash of lime juice on the rocks in a tumbler.

Dude, the beach is perfect and look at all this sweet poontang! I can’t believe I’m finally on vacation!

Hey ladies? How about a vacation on your vacation?

by Mr. Deplorable June 4, 2022

Pole Climber

Just your average gay man

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?

by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024