Mr. Chump's definitions

benvitation

An invitation to you feel obligated to send be cause all of the invitees friends are your friends.

Joe 'Hey is Beflok coming to the LAN?'
Chump 'Yeah I didn't want to but I ended up sending him a benvitation. Why are you guys still friends with him?'

by Mr. Chump July 24, 2011

Beardstruation

When a female gets angry over your beard.

Stacy "your beard is poking me!"

Tod "I wish they made midol for beardstruation"

Stacy "They do its called shaving"

by Mr. Chump August 6, 2011