Definitions by Mr. Chump

Beardstruation 

When a female gets angry over your beard.

Stacy "your beard is poking me!"

Tod "I wish they made midol for beardstruation"

Stacy "They do its called shaving"

Beardstruation by Mr. Chump August 6, 2011

benvitation 

An invitation to you feel obligated to send be cause all of the invitees friends are your friends.

Joe 'Hey is Beflok coming to the LAN?'
Chump 'Yeah I didn't want to but I ended up sending him a benvitation. Why are you guys still friends with him?'

benvitation by Mr. Chump July 24, 2011