biziggy

A masturbatory act, as described by Bernie Focker in "Meet the Fockers"
"I caught him doing a little biziggy to her passport photo"
by Mr. Canyonero September 21, 2006
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willing off

Committing an act of male masturbation, originating from the slang term "willy" meaning penis.
"Holy shit Bob!! My roommate caught me willing off to the contents of his "My Boobies" folder on his windows desktop!"
by Mr. Canyonero September 22, 2006
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