Definitions by Mr. Burgess

coop fart

It's when you cuff your hand and then you fart in it, and then you put your cuffed hand in someone's face

I coop farted George.

coop fart by Mr. Burgess February 22, 2008

stinky fuck 

When you really really fucking stink like melted pig diarrhea. You stink to an extent where everyone you know wants you dead and you ruin the Earth's Atmosphere, with your stinky fucking stench.

Damn, you stink like the fucking New York Yankees. You Stinky Fuck!

stinky fuck by Mr. Burgess January 3, 2008

Southern Beat-Down

Its when you put a Confederate flag on your chest, then put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) Then, you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still hurts from when Phil gave me that Southern Beat-Down!

Southern Beat-Down by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

Southern Beat-Down

Ok, its when you wear a Confederate flag on your chest, and you quickly put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) And then you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still fucking hurts from when Phil beat my ass when he put that Confederate flag on his chest and then put on Sweet Home Alabama! He gives one mean Southern Beat-Down!

Southern Beat-Down by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

Southern Beat-Down

Its when you put a Confederate flag on your chest, then put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) Then, you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still hurts from when Phil gave me that Southern Beat-Down!

Southern Beat-Down by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

Fart Ghost 

It's when you fart and a ghost made out of fart comes outta your ass and haunts the room with a nasty-ass smell.

All thanks to Timmy, my house is haunted and stinks like shit. Damn those Fart Ghosts!

Fart Ghost by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007