Definitions by Mr. 5150

Elevator poop 

When you poop in your hand and lower it into the water of the toilet so that it makes no sound.

I was at my boyfriends house and I had to poop but didn't want him to know so I ended up taking an elevator poop

Elevator poop by Mr. 5150 August 27, 2016

Raspberry 

While having anal sex you pull out your dick and the receiver flexes their anus muscles, (the ones used to shit), which causes the rectum to partially turn inside out. Its very red in color and about the size of a raspberry, hence the name.

Bro 1: Hey dude, how was fucking your girl last night?

Bro 2: Bro, i was fucking her in the ass and i pulled out and she had the biggest raspberry!!

Bro 1: No way! So what did you do?

Bro 2: I made her keep it out and i came all over it!

Raspberry by Mr. 5150 December 6, 2014

Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF" 

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.

I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........

Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF" by Mr. 5150 September 8, 2010