bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.

I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

by Mr. Dyche November 11, 2008

Osteentatious

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.

Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.

by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

tofaux

definition: meat. Most likely a steak.

"Get that limpwristed side salad outta my face! You know I'm on all tofaux diet these days."

by Mr. Dyche November 06, 2007