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high spirits

caruthers was in such high spirits last night that he knifed 3 commoners
by Mr Flibble April 20, 2004
mugGet the high spiritsmug.

Crewe

a town that used to have industry but now just has kebab shops and townies.
stuck right in the middle of the beautiful cheshire countryside like a festering zit.
dont know where Crewe, VA is(see other definition) but dont move to crewe cheshire either.
by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004
mugGet the Crewemug.

dyslexic

tarquin is a bit dyslexic because his family have been inbreeding since the 16th century
by Mr Flibble April 20, 2004
mugGet the dyslexicmug.

health and safety

another part of tonys masterplan.
everytime i work at a factory i have to watch some piss poor video telling me not to stick blow torches up my nose.
entirely designed to avoid being sued by the terminaly stupid and fuck all to do with safety.
method statement! i'll give you a method statement. i know how to do the job, you dont, thats why you are paying me to do it.
making me write it out in triplicate will not make me any safer. lets face it you wont understand a fucking word anyway you pen pushing desk pilot bastard.
example: making me wear a hard hat when working in a man lift platform. im the highest thing for 20 miles whats going to fall on my head? bird shit perhapse?
by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004
mugGet the health and safetymug.

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