Definitions by Mr fathom

No offense 

A warning that someone's about to offend the shit out of you

No offense but your face disgusts me

No offense by Mr fathom July 9, 2018

Fart 

Your booty's final warning before total devastation

My booty has just presented me with a fart, I better go to the little boys room

Fart by Mr fathom July 9, 2018