Definitions by Mr Scotsman

chatties 

Scottish slang. Refers to illegal drug Ecstasy, MDMA, Sweeties. Makes you very social, i.e. talk a lot.

Often heard in working class social circles, "You neckin chatties the night?"

chatties by Mr Scotsman April 19, 2006

bam 

Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".

When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!

These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...

bam by Mr Scotsman April 19, 2006