Definitions by Mr Mortician
Duck butter
Any type of mortuary grade moisturizer. Usually white or flesh colored. Used to prevent dehydration of a corpses skin.
After embalming a body, make sure to slather copious amounts of duck butter to the face and hands to prevent tanning or discoloration.
Duck butter by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023
Pig scrubbing
There's no lube, but your dick cheese is slimy, I'll just use that! That's nasty you pig scrubbing bitch! Use spit!
Pig scrubbing by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023
Pig scrubber
A sexual partner that demands an uncircumcised male take a shower before engaging in any sexual activity.
You're uncut I see, you must take a shower before I do anything with you because I find the smell revolting! Ok, you pig scrubber!
Pig scrubber by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023