Definitions by Mr Fury
Home Birth
A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.
Home Birth by Mr Fury March 21, 2024
Purpledickuler
A penis so hard that it's turned purple and sits at a perfect right angle to the body when laying back.
"Hey Dave, you're looking chirpy mate."
"Oh man. Had a major sex session last night. My little man was so hard it was practically Purpledickuler to my body. She rode me reverse cowgirl and we managed to watch the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy"
"Oh man. Had a major sex session last night. My little man was so hard it was practically Purpledickuler to my body. She rode me reverse cowgirl and we managed to watch the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy"
Purpledickuler by Mr Fury January 19, 2019