Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.

"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"

by Mr Fruity April 30, 2016

Duster dick

Useless type, not adept at handing any situation or anticipating what he should do

Hand me the wrench can't you see I need some help here duster dick?!

by Mr Fruity December 26, 2015