Pit Goblin

A rather disterbing monster that lives in the depths of a womans vagina. Very few have seen this marvel, though fewer have lived to tell about it.

During sex, the male must becareful that his penis doesn't get eaten by the Pit Goblin.

by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004

The Vaginal Mombo

When the vagina tries to break free from the body.

The doctor told me that the best way to avoid the vaginal mombo is to take horse hormone pills.

by Mr Evil Betty March 27, 2004

Greese Cake

A VERY oily pimple inside the penis canal and sometimes the greese can leak out of the penis at random times. This may accur in some women if they leave a tampon in their vagina for more than 48 hours at a time.
If a man has a Greese Cake, it will block his urine canal and he cannot have sex. If sperm is cought in path this way, the man's penis may reject the passage used and will come out the nipples instead.

My doctor told me the only way to pop my greese cake is to jam a needle or something small like a paperclip inside and try to pop it.

by Mr Evil Betty March 24, 2004