Definitions by Mr Dilbert

Job Dysphoria 

The sinking feeling that ones career has taken a wrong turn and landed you where you don't belong.

In all my other computer jobs, I wore jeans and a polo shirt. In my new position, I'm surrounded by guys dressed in suits out of GQ magazine -- I'm beginning to have a severe case of Job Dysphoria.

Job Dysphoria by Mr Dilbert June 30, 2015

Toddled

When you get blind-sided by someone that is seemingly harmless; based upon the character Todd in Breaking Bad.

Bob's report was not up to his usual work, and the boss toddled him.

Toddled by Mr Dilbert June 6, 2015