3 definitions by Mr Coolio
When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.
John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"
Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin
John: Ouch!
Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin
John: Ouch!
by Mr Coolio October 24, 2007
John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"
Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.
John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"
Tom: "You got it!"
Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.
John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"
Tom: "You got it!"
by Mr Coolio October 24, 2007
A fart that usually ends up with a follow through or if your really, really unfortunate, your ass turns inside out
Tina: "Oh Johnny, give it to me hard!"
Johhny: "Uh uh, yeah, keep it coming..."
Tina: "Ahhh fuck, my ass just erupted!"
Johnny: "Shit, I got your ass all over me!"
Tina: "God those Anal Eruptions ROCK!"
Johhny: "Uh uh, yeah, keep it coming..."
Tina: "Ahhh fuck, my ass just erupted!"
Johnny: "Shit, I got your ass all over me!"
Tina: "God those Anal Eruptions ROCK!"
by Mr Coolio October 25, 2007