Mr CPE's definitions

ultimatatum

The same thing as an ultimatum when you are editing a Dear Abby article at 3:00 AM.

Dear Abby: My boyfriend gave me an ultimatatum.

by Mr CPE March 31, 2023

putting my feet to sleep

As used by Gordon gecko in wall st, “he’s putting her feet to sleep…exit visas are imminent…”

Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)

by Mr CPE July 6, 2025