2 definitions by Mr Brian Munich

Valderrama's dandruff

Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.

I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.

by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018

Pitch Bitch

The Personal Assistant to a high-up in a company. Named for her ability to produce flawless PowerPoint pitches and do practically nothing else, other than gossip with the other Pitch Bitches in the organisation.

"How can I make an appointment with Jeff?"
"Send a note to Jane. She's his Pitch Bitch."

by Mr Brian Munich October 23, 2019