Mr Brian Munich's definitions

Pitch Bitch

The Personal Assistant to a high-up in a company. Named for her ability to produce flawless PowerPoint pitches and do practically nothing else, other than gossip with the other Pitch Bitches in the organisation.

"How can I make an appointment with Jeff?"
"Send a note to Jane. She's his Pitch Bitch."

by Mr Brian Munich October 23, 2019

Valderrama's dandruff

Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.

I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.

by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018