Mr B. Johnson's definitions

Sludgemuncher

A connoisseur of liquified meals; someone who eats soup out of a friend's arse.

Steve: What are you, some kind of sludgemuncher?!
Terry: Yes, actually.

Steve: Oh...

Terry: You can't go wrong with a bit of leek and chicken, Steven.

by Mr B. Johnson April 8, 2021

Snortle

The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.

Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.

by Mr B. Johnson April 27, 2020