2 definitions by Mothman’s significant other

Damir

Short. If a Damir EVER gets taller than you, that is your 13th reason. It is. Alright so imagine a smurf. Yeah thats it.

“Omg, who is that..?”
“The scrawny child, in the sewer?”
“Yeah…”
“Oh thats damir”

Imagine a scrawny scary creature, walking in crocs. Holding a gun. Strashno? It should be.

“Oy kak strashno, eto Elizer idyot”

“The one in the pink?!”
“Of course”