F-35

5th generation multirole stealth aircraft that radiates pure sexual energy as opposed to radar return. The intensity of the erotic and lewd feelings that stir in one’s loins upon sight of it have made it controversial project much like the gay-bomb. Many overstate the cost of an individual F-35 to be as high as $1B per unit (or one-third of a B-2 at current exchange rates). These people are morons. They’re actually around 70 mil. They also come in 3 variants, (4 including the Israeli variant (5 including the submersible variant in current testing) talk about wet and messy)) all the more to suit an individual nation’s tastes in how they like their planefu. (I would absolutely fuck an F-35C right in the VTOL.)
by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
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JAS 39

Multirole fighter produced by Saab, so painfully average that no nation with sense buys it over the F-35 when (very frequently) given the choice. Some say that Saab’s marketing department will snatch you off the side of the road and assault you with bats should you badmouth the Gripen
Holy fuck the JAS 39 is so fucking terrible holy fuck bro
by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
mugGet the JAS 39mug.